Under the House: Bones, No Witches

Another long time since our last update! My apologies. We got connected to the city $ewer, which was a big exciting $tep forward. See what I did there? My "s" key isn't, broken; I am trying to tell you that it was an expensive hole to dig. But I wouldn't be able to do it myself or anything and now we can have a toilet, so it's money well spent.

This last weekend the house got lifted up so Jeff, Josh, and my dad could get super dirty and dig underneath it. They are very sore now and I am very sore, too ... FROM MY NAPS THAT I TOOK! I feel bad about that. Is every single one of these posts going to be about how lazy I am? I was too lazy to even remember to watch "The Wife He Met Online" on Lifetime this weekend and I can't find an upcoming airing!

Here are some pictures my dad was kind enough to remember to take:

It looks like all kinds of Scooby Doo type fun, doesn't it? Oh, and Josh rolled his ankle in our yard on Thursday so it looks like the house is fighting back!

Things found under the house while digging: an assortment of frighteningly large animal bones, one heinous [sabre] tooth.

Things not found under the house: